Bold, comfy, and brutally honest. Sweary Brand makes funny profanity shirts for grown-ups who laugh and swear their way through life's bullshit. We've got super soft tees, zero fluff, and designs that simply say WTF you’re thinking.
Shop the sarcastic tees everyone’s sharing on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok — the ones you laugh-saved at 2 a.m. and meant to buy.
Funny dry humor t-shirts for adults who get the joke...and don’t need to explain it. Our Deadpan Edition is sarcastic, simple, and straight-faced. It's for those of us who meet chaos with one-liners and believe dry humor always hits hardest.
Sweary Brand was born out of decades of inside jokes, eye-rolls, and sarcastic t-shirts that we gifted to my dad, Tom. He was a legend who had an arsenal of stories, dirty jokes, and shenanigans ready at all times. He never met a stranger! He showed us that laughing and swearing can be great coping strategies for life's bullshit.
Plus sarcasm, side-eye, and smart-assery. For Gen X, Millennials, and anyone coping with life using dark humor and a well-timed F-bomb.
Less waste, more badassery. Every Sweary tee is designed in-house and printed right here in the USA — fresh off the press, just for you.
No extra fees, no shady upsells. Just straight-up transparent pricing, because hidden charges suck donkey balls.
Our Originals Edition pays tribute to the classics: the first swear-slinging, eye-rolling, no-filter designs that built Sweary Brand’s unapologetic DNA. It’s for anyone who's been laughing through the bullshit since way before it was trending.
Our 11-Day Smartass Gift Tag Challenge is happening now thru Dec. 10! Join the party early and try to guess ’em all. More info on IG!
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Yep! They’re designed to fit all humans. They're not a boxy shape, but more of a fashion shape. We wear them regularly! Check our size guide for your perfect fit.
We use Bella+Canvas 3001 t-shirts. When we started Sweary Brand, we thought about which tees in our closets were our faves and why. It boiled down to three things: softness, fit, and tag. We wore tees more often that felt super soft, had a flattering fit (not boxy), and didn't have a scratchy tag (damn sensory issues!). We tested several options foro our Sweary tees and the Bella+Canvas 3001 was the clear winner!
All Sweary Brand items are designed in-house by us in the Midwest and printed to order by U.S.-based print partners. 🇺🇸 The items on which our designs are printed might've been manufactured in a non-U.S. country, though.
Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!
If something arrives damaged or wrong, we’ll fix it fast. Just send us an email at support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right, offering solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).
Sweary Brand makes funny shirts with sayings for adults who swear, laugh, and keep it real. We're woman-owned, family-run, and based in the USA. 🇺🇸
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